I decided that while I was away, Mower would be completely inept at a couple things. I decided to head a disaster off at the pass by doing two things. 1) I labelled the beer in the fridge "NOT FOR KIDS", and 2) I put the corresponding shorts or skirt on the hanger with the t-shirt for Bubba. The last time I went out of town, I am sure that she went to school in her jammies one day and boxer shorts, a wife beater, and black patent dance shoes the next. I know her hair is going to be reminiscent of Pat Benetar from the 80's because Mower can't figure out how to brush crumbs off his chest, much less her gorgeous hair, but at least she'll be coordinated. This is, if he can find the closet and decifer what those things on hangers are meant for.