Mower insisted that I not show pictures of our children, at least not their faces. I know he worries about online predators. So do I. But I am going to show these anyway, since they are cool, in my eyes, and they would be hard to identify from these pics.

Tunnel vision.

This is how he looks to me after eight wakings in one night.

Hairy butt!!

The way to a (mini) man's heart....Jambalya with crawfish.

On a serious note, check out this website and see what these guys do when they are "just chatting" to young kids---it'll turn your stomach, but more importantly, open your eyes to what happens on a daily basis. http://www.perverted-justice.com/

Don't trust others to be decent to your kids. Take the lead and be the bitch. Make your child aware that since no one else in the world loves them like you do, no one else in the world is going to do everything you can to make sure they stay safe. The boy she likes might have a dad who helps kindap girls to go into prostitution. The girl he hangs out with down the street may have porn playing on the tv because of a stepsister. Watch your kids close, so that others won't. I know that's why Mower wants me to not show them on here, although we have talked about them being child models. We decided against pursuing that due to the drop-everything-and-go-to-this-audition schedule that we couldn't adopt. I think they are gorgeous enough for it, but it would be safer to keep them out of the limelight. For now.