My father is getting his first dream car in a long time, a new BMW. I have taken it upon myself to remind him of some of the wonderful acronyms he may encounter from jealous friends:

Break My Windows

Be My Woman

Broke Man Working

Breast Milk Wave

Bagel Minus Walnuts

Big Melons Wanted

Become My Wife

Best Maracas Whittler

Banana Must Wiggle

Brain Muscle Wins

Blocked Male Writer

Blind Man Walks

Bored Mailman Watcher

Bring More Wingnuts

Blue Mountain Water

Boy Misses Whistling

Blondes May Wrestle

And finally,

Bargain Monkey Wood