I love the website postsecret.com, and I've thought about sending in my secret. But I'll share it here instead because it's not so much a secret as a thing I've avoided telling people for fear of ridicule. We get the occassion spider or earwig, and what I do is get a piece of toilet paper or Kleenex, pick them up, throw them in the toilet, and if I am pretty sure they are not going to crawl up and fondle me, I let nature take its course. I figure if they piss me off by being in my house, I will piss on them and send them to a watery, ammonia-drenched grave.

Two posts in a row about toilets. Wonder what that will do to the advertising on the sides on the page, ha ha.