Bubba got the farts again. Must be the broccoli and refried beans we give her at every meal as a reward for eating brussell sprouts and liverwurst. She's expanded her repertoire in cajoling me to breathe in her stench.

Now it's not only, "Smell this butt!" but also:

"Come closer and smell this butt!"

"You know you want to!"

"Hold still, Mommy, this is a good one."

"It's nice and stiiiiiiiiinkyyyyyyy!"

"Don't worry, I'll make more."