You Know You're A MOM When....
You have a bunch of notebooks in your arms and you sway like you are holding a baby on your hip.
You run into the bathroom and read a People magazine in there for a break.
You cut the crusts off your own sandwiches even when the kids aren't there.
You tell your adult friends riding in the car with you to buckle up or get a time out.
You put your kids on the phone to grandparents long distance to keep them occupied in the car.
You smell their clothes to see if you really need to do laundry.


