Can I just say I am totally jealous of my dad's BMW? It's clean, smells good, runs well, is sleek and attractive, and goes really, really fast. (Daddy, if you are reading this, I got that from the brochure. I swear.) I have this obssession with creating new monikers using the BMW initials. Here's my latest:

Boobs Make Waddles

Born Melting Wax

Begging Minimum Wage

Butter Mix Wafer

Broken Municiple Wagon

Bored Management Wookie

Bread Made Wrong

Butt Muncher Warrant

Baby Munches Watermelon

Bras Must Wiggle

Big Messy Wedding