Waiting patiently for the exam to begin:

Your ears seem a little clogged with a plastic-y material:

Commander, we have unidentified objects invading my ear canal:

Is this one of those new identification techniques?

Woody is three inches, hard:

Open wide for the wood:

I won't tell you why he's smiling, but let's just say there was no charge for the visit:

Yes, I am being treated for emotional disorders. I don't know why you would ask that, though.