Me: Bubba, are you still peeing?

Bubba: No.

Me: Are you going poo-poo?

Bubba: No.

Me: Why are you still on the potty?

Bubba: I just like to sit here.

Yup, Mower's DNA that likes taking twelve times as long as you actually need on the pot wins. Peej's DNA is afraid of toilet snakes and doesn't like a draft hitting her in the ass. And likes enough fiber so it's not necessary to spend half a sitcom on the throne, yelling, "What'd they say?" and "Honey, you should come see this!"