Heard this morning in our home, in the key of "Spoiled six-year-old" :

"Mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! I don't want to wear (insert choked up breath here) jeeeeeeeaaaaaaans." Big blue eyes rimmed with anguished frustration tears peek out from under bed hair framing her face.

"Why not, sweetie?"

"Because when I wear jeans," she said as if they are soaked in poison and were bringing down Santa's sleigh with the very nerve of them being on her legs, "I can't pick my panties out of my butt!"

Do you hear that, Levis? You are losing future sales by not making jeans that allow wedgies to be released. Shame on you, corporate demin heathens, shame on you.