A feisty blond friend of mine noticed that in the pictures of my bruise, you could make out the image of Jesus Christ. I think that's pretty cool, since I need to make some money on Ebay. It reminded me of a party trick I used to do in college with one of my tattoos, and since we are talking about Jesus, I thought I'd balance it out with the devil.

Mower took a picture of my shoulder tattoo, which is covering up a red cartoon devil I got the day after turning 18, since I had no clue of what to get and choose something just to get something. When my dad first saw it, he asked why they put a duck on my back. I freaked out for a moment until I saw him grin. Ahhhh, fathers.

In case it's difficult to see the devil in the middle, like when you can't see the damn butterfly/eagle/ship/sign that says "Can't see me, huh?" in those pictures where you have to cross your eyes slightly and lower your IQ to focus on the 3D image contained within, here is a really shitty, half-assed illustration of where to look for the devil.

I've emphasized his horns, pitchfork, head, arm and tail, albeit with my eyes crossed slightly and lowering my IQ to see it.

Here again is the picture, unaltered, of my bruise with a Jesus Christ image contained within the broken blood vessels disfiguring my extremely pale skin.

And here is the image emphasized to make it easier to see. *****Warning***** Peejforprez.com is not responsible for the intense feelings this may produce. Please consult your religious mentor or guide for therapy and discussions regarding the mental health of Peejforprez.