"Did you get a copy of that picture and put it on your blog?"

"Not yet, but I did add something to it and will put it on soon."

"That was the look back then."

"No, it wasn't."

"That was a great sweater back then!"

"No, it wasn't."

"Yes, it was. With a sweater like that, I had to beat the girls off!"

"No, you didn't."

"Okay, I had to beat myself off."

Now appearing in Sexless in Secondary School, my Mower: