3 dogs, 2 with raw, red asses from anal glands mixed with humidity and wet grass

4 kids, one with raw, red ass from too much fruit and not enough potty-training

1 fish, happy to be alive and in a 1-gallon tank instead of a vase filled with fish poop

3 workers, finishing up the things I have not felt like doing since we moved in

1 pregnant lady who was awokened by far too many things far too early in the am

A full house where no one or no thing has pooped on the floor in over 24 hours?

Heaven sent.