It's not that I completely distrust all people, but I was afraid that if I labelled the boxes when we moved with the correct contents, certain boxes would make their way into someone else's home. Living without my "Friends" collection and copies of "Death to Smoochy" and "Buns of Steel 3" was too unbearable of a thought, so I lied on the box:

I did that for virtually every box with items in it I could not imagine running to Wal-Mart to replace.

But then I was completely truthful on this one, hoping that it would disappear: