"Ew...how can anyone find him sexy?" I asked my friend Efoneill, while looking at an old CD of Prince, sitting naked and in a feminine pose for the picture. Feminine as in tucking his junk in between his legs, which are tightly crossed.

"Oh, he is SO sexy!" Efoneill nods her head. I can see she is about to have an orgasm just talking about him.

"But he's so...androgynous...." I trailed off, unsure of how to put it that he looks like a prepubescent he/she/it in the CD cover.

"Uh-huh," she agrees, hungrily. Her eyes widen as if he just showed her a twelve-inch long, three-inch diameter love stick with a diamond necklace hanging off the end with the price tag attached.

"I can see how he's sensual."

"Oh, he's very sensual. You should see how he humps his piano onstage. Very sexy."

"Humps his piano? Nice. Nothing like making beautiful music with his penis in a piano to show he's into chicks."