Me: Ugh, my shirt won't stay down over my belly under this other one!

Bubba: That's because you're fat.

Me (making a noise that sounds similar to a monkey with gum stuck in it's hair): It's because of the baby in my belly! Bubba!

Bubba: That's what I meant. The baby makes you fat.

Me: Thanks, honey. Thanks for clarifying that.

Bubba, after contemplating her thoughts: And because you're fat.