Handsome has taken to using his personal privates as a stretchy material, something to keep himself busy while fending off our attempts to clothe him after a bath. The trouble isn't necessarily Handsome using his weenie as a bungee cord, but the comment Bubba made in regards to his fascination with his dingdong as she sat on her bed, casually glancing over every now and then from her Hannah Montana book:

"That's a toy he'll always have."

Seven years old and already understands the main drive for guys. I am in for many grey hairs from this girl, aren't I?