A container of organic prunes will ruin two perfectly good outfits, along with several receiving blankets on the changing table. May also cause parents to cower in fear.

Additionally, putting a baby of Honey's age into the Jumperoo or Intellitainer is very much like putting a cat into a bath, but with more screeching and scratching.

And finally, my youngest child would like you to know that she can do a better impression of the Ring Wraiths from "Lord of the Rings" than anyone else within a five-mile radius. If you ask me what that sounds like, I can't answer since I have no hearing left in my ears.