This blows. I have the patience of a....oh, fuck, I can't think of anything with less patience. I don't even have the patience to think of something or google something with a short patience span.

Handsome wanted to watch "Happy Feet" which bothers the heck out of me. The peguins are about this . close to humping each other. The sounds and songs in it are all about getting in the mood. Exactly what I think my four-year-old should be hearing and emulating. It's basically 108 minutes of penguin porn.

I have a little bit more focus once I am up, which normally would take me three sodas to achieve. Dishes are being washed and I've cleaned up a little. I would traditionally drink several DDP's in the morning, assuming I haven't begged Mower to let me get a nap, and then say I would get started at noon. If I actually did get started at noon, it more likely than not involved going out and doing some shopping, again involving some more DDP.

I feel like there should be a support group for overly sensitive, irritable people who are addicted to very stupid things. Like DDP, articles about Britney Spears, and MTV's Date My Mom.