UGH. I want bubbly goodness in my mouth, down my throat and eating away at my health right now. I'm not going to, nor have I. I haven't found a suitable replacement other than water, because unsweetened tea tastes like dirty donkey balls, and sweet tea tastes like sugared donkey balls. So I am stuck here, drinking a glass of water, alternating between congratulating myself on not giving in and wondering if it would taste better with some Halloween candy in it. Like a Kit Kat.